I am in the mood to swash some buckles (or is it buckle some swash?) and so I thought I would have a bit of fun and make a handy-dandy Swashbuckler-o-Matic. Have fun!
This is easy: just choose one item for each blank space, find yourself a jaunty hat and get swashing!
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Ok then, I’ll take a crack at generating a bit of swash:
I am an ex-privateer whose life changes when I am framed for treason. Determined to clear my name, I become a masked vigilante, but my plans are complicated by a betrayal, and the love of my life thinks I killed her [their] brother. In the end I triumph thanks to helpful peasants and the return of the King.
FIN (whew!) 😀
Applause!
I thank thee kindly [doffs plumed hat, throws cape grandly over shoulder, exits stage right] 😉
Must share: https://www.behance.net/gallery/70587465/Pirate-toy-collection
Thanks!